Attention citizens of the Empire!
You are all invited to join the Georgia Garrison of the 501st Legion in the remote outpost of White County Georgia for a theatrical performance of “Star Wars: A Musical Parody” as performed by the students of the Sith Academy designated; White County High School.
Members of the local garrison will be on hand to provide security for this event. Barring any Rebel aggression, troopers will be instructed to mingle with the populace for holographic imaging. This event is open to the general populace who are expected to show their support of these students. Please remember, those on stage today may be your regional vice-governors tomorrow!
Showtimes are are 7:30pm May 04 (Friday) and 7:30pm May 05 (Saturday).
Location: 2600 Highway 129 North, Cleveland, GA 30528
Academy information portal: http://www.wchs.white.k12.ga.us/
In service to the Empire and with unquestioning loyalty,